
Jokes 
Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 ate 9.
Q. Why did the man feed his pigs sugar and vinager?
A. He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Q. How do you start an onion race?
A. Onion marks! Get set! Go.
Q. Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
A. He wanted to try out the air brakes.
Q. Why was the archaelogist upset?
A. His job was in ruins.
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