Valentine's Jokes

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.

Q: What do squireels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What does an envelope say when you lick it?

A: Nothing, it shuts up.

Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it's all heart.

Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
A: You get buttered up.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive        

Olive who?

Olive you