Jokes

Q. Why does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine?

A. Because the label says "shake well before using".                                                                                      

 Q. What is the opposite of minimum?

A. Minidad.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear of shoes.

Q. Why did the tomato blush? 

A. It saw the salad dressing!
 

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